I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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pixiecasey:



glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:

stay hydrated
be elusive
avoid a harsh flash
try to get plenty of exercise
play hard to get
be aware of lighting
elongate the neck
eat plenty of fish
grow old gracefully
keep an air of mystery
a true lady reveals nothing

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

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Did you want a sequel to Janet Looks At 89 Dicks? WELL, YOU GOT ONE.

thechrisgethardshow:

Chris talks about doing improv with Robin Williams on Vulture.

My friend Janet and I made this silly video about her total lack of experience with dick pics!

andreastreeter:

WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA

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Tags: oh my god

vampmissedith:

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around…

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ucblove:

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | Mantzoukas and… | 05.08.14Tonight I was summoned to UCB to capture Mantzoukas perform with special secret guest, Amy Poehler. It was of course great, but what was more interesting was the Q&A they decided to do with the audience afterwards.
Random questions like what kind of jeans Mantzoukas was wearing, why they made certain choices in the scene, tips for doing two person improv and why he enjoys doing monoscenes.
I don’t know if he normally fields questions, but having Amy and Jason answer sincerely was like watching a little Master Class on Improv.  

This sounds great. I wish there were a transcript.

ucblove:

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | Mantzoukas and… | 05.08.14

Tonight I was summoned to UCB to capture Mantzoukas perform with special secret guest, Amy Poehler. It was of course great, but what was more interesting was the Q&A they decided to do with the audience afterwards.

Random questions like what kind of jeans Mantzoukas was wearing, why they made certain choices in the scene, tips for doing two person improv and why he enjoys doing monoscenes.

I don’t know if he normally fields questions, but having Amy and Jason answer sincerely was like watching a little Master Class on Improv.  

This sounds great. I wish there were a transcript.

Tags: dream team


KALING: I want to talk about chemistry, because you have insanely good chemistry with Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally, and I love the idea of chemistry, because it’s mysterious and intangible. And I think what it basically means is that I could very easily picture these two people having sex and, you know what, I don’t think I’d mind watching that.
CRYSTAL: [laughs]
…
CRYSTAL: So, Monday Rob was honored at Lincoln Center–
KALING: I read about this, yes.
CRYSTAL: And Meg and I walked out on stage together for the first time as a couple in 25 years. We’ve rarely seen each other over time — once in a while, you know how that is. So, when Rob was being honored, we got in touch and we started e-mailing, and we talked on the phone a couple of times, [talking about] what we might want to say and what to stay away from and so on and so forth. Then she came over and we spent an hour together on Sunday, the day before the event, and it was like it had never stopped. We both went, “Isn’t this something?” We just fell into each other all over again.
KALING: Wow!
CRYSTAL: My Burns and her Gracie, you know, it really was that all over again. It was just, I hate this word, but it was delicious. So then when we walked out on stage together to “It Had to Be You” — nobody had any idea we were together. They snuck her in and out of Lincoln Center.
KALING: Oh, my God, I would have passed out.
CRYSTAL: And we walked out and the people went crazy. And we got to the podium and we just started talking, told stories, overlapped each other, giggled with each other. Besides the audience loving it, I said to them, “For those of you who wanted a sequel all these years, well, this is it.” And then we walked offstage and there was a monitor backstage and it showed the New Year’s Eve scene — the last scene in the movie where I had that speech to her — and we just held hands and looked at it. And [my character is] telling her, “You’re the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night…,” “…when you want the rest of your life to start right away” — you know, all of those great lines. And we just looked at each other and just smiled and hugged each other. It was, like, perfect. It was really perfect. So, it’s that undefinable kind of thing that you call “chemistry” that I call…it’s like a magic that happens. It’s kismet. It’s meant to be. And you don’t have that with a lot of people.
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KALING: I want to talk about chemistry, because you have insanely good chemistry with Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally, and I love the idea of chemistry, because it’s mysterious and intangible. And I think what it basically means is that I could very easily picture these two people having sex and, you know what, I don’t think I’d mind watching that.

CRYSTAL: [laughs]

CRYSTAL: So, Monday Rob was honored at Lincoln Center–

KALING: I read about this, yes.

CRYSTAL: And Meg and I walked out on stage together for the first time as a couple in 25 years. We’ve rarely seen each other over time — once in a while, you know how that is. So, when Rob was being honored, we got in touch and we started e-mailing, and we talked on the phone a couple of times, [talking about] what we might want to say and what to stay away from and so on and so forth. Then she came over and we spent an hour together on Sunday, the day before the event, and it was like it had never stopped. We both went, “Isn’t this something?” We just fell into each other all over again.

KALING: Wow!

CRYSTAL: My Burns and her Gracie, you know, it really was that all over again. It was just, I hate this word, but it was delicious. So then when we walked out on stage together to “It Had to Be You” — nobody had any idea we were together. They snuck her in and out of Lincoln Center.

KALING: Oh, my God, I would have passed out.

CRYSTAL: And we walked out and the people went crazy. And we got to the podium and we just started talking, told stories, overlapped each other, giggled with each other. Besides the audience loving it, I said to them, “For those of you who wanted a sequel all these years, well, this is it.” And then we walked offstage and there was a monitor backstage and it showed the New Year’s Eve scene — the last scene in the movie where I had that speech to her — and we just held hands and looked at it. And [my character is] telling her, “You’re the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night…,” “…when you want the rest of your life to start right away” — you know, all of those great lines. And we just looked at each other and just smiled and hugged each other. It was, like, perfect. It was really perfect. So, it’s that undefinable kind of thing that you call “chemistry” that I call…it’s like a magic that happens. It’s kismet. It’s meant to be. And you don’t have that with a lot of people.

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The final episode of Friends aired 10 years ago today, on May 6th, 2004

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I wrote this sketch about an Orange is the New Black super fan for Moriarty’s March show. 

elizabethtinafeys:

They Came Together - opens on 27 June, 2014 (x).

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